YouTube has helped the likes of beauty blogger Jeffree Star, comedian Bhuvan Bam, talk show host Lilly Singh, and internet sensation PewDiePie (Felix Kjellberg) become massive stars, but none of them come close to the money being made by the top ten highest paid YouTubers.

People like Mr. Beast, Mark Fischbach, Ryan Kaji, Jake Logan, and Paul Logan are some of the highest paid YouTube stars raking in the dollars through their subscription channels. While most of them earn money through advertisements on their channel, the most successful have managed to convert their fame into other areas, endorsing various products and pursuing other passions that pay top dollar. As Forbes points out, the ten best-paid YouTubers made a combined $300m in 2021, which will make you want to ditch your career and start making beauty tutorials or try and pull off insane stunts using YouTube.

But it’s not all about views, with the top earners making the bulk of their income through band partnerships and endorsement deals. Some even sell merchandise that brings home the bacon. However they do it, the 10 richest YouTubers are making the big bucks, as you will discover below.

10. Preston Arsement – $10 Million

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Unlike many YouTubers, Preston Arsement runs several different YouTube channels. While they are all popular on some level, he made his name with PrestonPlayz. As you can probably guess by the name of the channel, Arsement is a gamer and he made it big by posting videos about games, in particular, Minecraft. He has 14 million subscribers of that channel alone, while his overall account subscription currently sits at 22.5. million.

The 25-year-old is a god-fearing Texan whose latest videos have seen him get 100 other YouTube influencers to sign his Tesla and an extreme game of hide and seek. While he has made less money than last year, $10 million isn’t anything to be laughed at for posting funny videos on the internet.

9. Logan Paul – $18 Million

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Love them or hate them, the Paul brothers have dominated the YouTube space for almost a decade. Logan Paul is the older of the two who has managed to push past the “suicide forest” scandal of 2017 to become one of the biggest influencers in the world. With 23.6 million followers, Paul earned $18 million in 2021 putting him in the upper echelon of YouTubers.

While he continues to update his channel, Paul has turned to boxing in recent years. He somehow managed to score a fight with Floyd Mayweather that earned him a tasty $10 million. He also hosts the Impaulsive podcast that gets millions of views and is currently trying to dig his way out of the CryptoZoo NFTs disaster that has seen his name in the news for all the wrong reasons.

8. Dude Perfect – $20 Million 

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If it’s laughs you’re after, Dude Perfect have you covered. Twins Coby and Cory Cotton, Garrett Hilbert, Cody Jones, and Tyler Toney are five pranksters whose YouTube channel has an incredible 58.6 million subscribers. Performing stupid stunts inspired by the original needle movers Jackass, the crew are big sports lovers, which comes out in their videos. Whether it’s deep sea fishing against one another, battling Luka Dončić on the basketball court, or taking part in a wild treasure hunt, Dude Perfect is always competing with each other to see who is the best.

Not content with being just YouTubers, Dude Perfect has staged several live tours and published a book, 101 Tricks, Tips, and Cool Stuff, a 250-page book containing easy-to-follow steps on how to pull off some of their wildest tricks and stunts.

7. Ryan Kaji – $27 Million

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How much money were you earning at age ten? Probably not $27 million like young YouTuber Ryan Kaji. Getting his start reviewing toys as a four-year-old on his channel Ryan Toysreview, Kaji has built a solid fan base over the past six years. With his teenage years on the horizon, Kaji is expanding his content and moving in a more commercial direction.

Many of his videos are educational and contain several animated characters that are being licensed to keep Kaji’s bank balance ticking over. Head into your local Walmart or big chain department store and you will find shelves chock full of Kaji-related merchandise, which makes up a big chunk of his $27 million earnings. Managed by his parents and former Disney executive Chris Williams, it’s safe to say Kaji is on the right track.

6. Anastasia Radzinskaya – $28 Million

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Anastasia Radzinskaya is a Russian-born YouTuber who goes by the handle Nastya. The eight-year-old has several YouTube channels where she broadcasts to her 103 million fans worldwide, sharing videos about her day-to-day life. Her most recent videos comprise funny stories with educational moments, with her father Sergey often coming along for the ride.

Getting her start as a toy reviewer, Radzinskaya recently made a deal with Spotter, selling the company the rights to her back catalog of videos, hence the $28 million income. She also makes coin through merchandise and recently launched her own line of NFTs.

5. Unspeakable – $28.5 Million

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Nathan Graham, known by his 15 million YouTube subscribers as Unspeakable, has been posting videos for over a decade. He got his big break thanks to his passion for Minecraft and the many videos he created about the hit game that got all the views.

He’s slowly moved away from Minecraft to feature a wider range of videos that include Unspeakable doing things like filling his island home with ball pit balls, spending $100,000 to make the tallest treehouse, and opening the world’s cheapest video game store.

This is the first time Unspeakable has made the list of the highest paid YouTubers. It’s all down to his deal with Spotter, who paid him a sizable amount of money for his older videos.

4. Rhett and Link – $30 Million

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The oldest YouTubers on this list, Rhett and Link have constantly been amongst the highest-paid YouTubers for several years. The nerdy comedy duo hosts several different channels, with their most successful shows being Good Mythical Morning and spin-off Mythical Kitchen. The first is a morning talk show where the duo chats about current news events, relate personal stories and get involved in a lot of silliness. Mythical Kitchen is a cooking series hosted by Josh Scherer, with Rhett and Link appearing occasionally. 

It’s not just the world of YouTube where Rhett and Link are dominating, with the two also having released music, written several books, and taken their show on tour. They also debuted Inside Eats with Rhett & Link on the Food Network in 2022 and continue to work on more TV ideas.

3. Markiplier – $38 Million

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Markiplier is another gaming creator who absolutely crushes the online space. He really started to get noticed in 2019 when he and fellow creator, CrankGameplays (Ethan Nestor), launched the channel Unus Annus. Their aim was to upload one video a day for 365 days and then delete them all. It reached 4.56 million subscribers and the final 12-hour episode peaked with 1.5 million viewers before the two deleted the channel. 

Since then Markiplier, known to his parents as Mark Edward Fischbach, has started the Distractible podcast alongside LordMinion777, co-founded clothing company Cloak with fellow YouTuber Jacksepticeye, launched an OnlyFans account that crashed the site, and shot several movies where it does everything from act and direct to write and produce. He’s also filmed an adaption of his post-apocalyptic podcast The Edge of Sleep, which he is currently shopping around.

2. Jake Paul – $45 Million

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The younger of the Paul siblings is just as controversial as his brother Logan, but is currently on his redemptive arc as a boxer. While he still posts semi-regularly on YouTube, Paul’s main source of income is his boxing career. As Forbes reports, almost 90% of his income comes from boxing. And just like his brother, his fights haven’t been great spectacles and have come against Ben Askren and Tyron Woodley (twice), with Paul winning all three.

Most of Paul’s content is found on his main channel and consists of boxing related-videos with the occasional insight into his daily life. The YouTube personality has certainly made the most of his early YouTube fame and used it to pursue his career in boxing, although his next bout will be in an MMA ring, with Paul deciding to have a crack at mixed martial arts.

1. Mr Beast – $54 Million

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The richest YouTuber is none other than Mr Beast (Jimmy Donaldson), whose $54 million puts him clear at the top of the YouTube content creator tree. Now 24, Mr Beast started his YouTube journey over a decade ago when he began uploading videos. He first got namechecked in 2017 when he published a video of him counting to 100,000. Since then it has been go, go, go for the much-loved YouTuber, who often uses his videos to help raise money for others and create challenges with big rewards for his viewers.

He staged his own Squid Games involving 456 contestants competing for a $456,000 cash prize while also having huge success with MrBeast Burger. This is an app where fans can order Mr Beast-branded burgers from over 1,600 restaurants across the States. As well as these money spinners, the YouTube Creator raises a ton of money for different charities with his philanthropy efforts. 

Many of these celebrities are surprisingly tall. Of course, it becomes apparent when they stand next to one of Hollywood’s short stars. Other times, it’s obvious the star is tall, but it’s still a shocker to see them in real life. Of course, they didn’t make it to the top of Hollywood because they have all the height. These are Hollywood’s biggest stars and celebrities. Literally, they’re the biggest stars in Hollywood lengthwise. 

20. Mandy Moore – 5’10

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Mandy Moore is a world-famous actress that steals the spotlight everywhere she goes. Moore’s height enhances her beauty, humble personality, and down-to-earth image. She’s sometimes taller than her male co-stars. Indeed, Moore’s 5’10 and slightly taller than her TV husband Milo Ventimiglia. Regardless, Moore loves being a tall celebrity and looking down at all the little people. 

19. Nicole Kidman – 5’10

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Fans and critics consider Nicole Kidman one of history’s most talented and beautiful celebrities. She’s even won an Academy Award among her many other honors. She can also add “tall celebrity” to the list of her achievements. Kidman stands at an amazing 5’10 and is even taller in heels. She makes her height work for her and often shows off her long legs on the red carpet. 

18. Blake Lively – 5’11

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Hollywood sensation Blake Lively is one of the tallest female stars. She stands at an impressive 5’11 and towers over most Hollywood men. Luckily, Lively’s husband, Ryan Reynolds, is 6’2. Of course, that’s excellent news for Lively because she can wear high heels with Reynolds and not tower over him.

17. Uma Thurman – 5’11

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Uma Thurman is a critically acclaimed actress who has starred in numerous classic movies. She’s a major Hollywood star that always has everyone talking. Thurman isn’t just an insanely talented and gorgeous performer. She’s also one of the tallest celebs in the industry. Thurman is a shockingly tall star at 5’11 and one of the tallest actresses as well.

16. Taylor Swift – 5’11

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Taylor Swift is one of Hollywood’s tall celebrities. Swift’s a pop icon and brilliant artist. She often steals the spotlight on the red carpet with her stunning beauty and keen fashion sense. Of course, it helps that she’s 5’11 and has legs that go for days. Swift towers over most Hollywood stars in high heels, including some men. She often wears stunning outfits that highlight her height and legs.

15. Clint Eastwood – 5’11

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At 92 years old, Clint Eastwood is still one of the tallest stars at 5’11. The Hollywood icon dominated the silver screen for decades. Indeed, he’s the ultimate Hollywood tough guy. At one point, Eastwood stood at 6’3 but lost a lot of height due to his age. Regardless, the legendary Eastwood is a tall celebrity even in his old age. 

14. Sigourney Weaver – 5’11

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Sigourney Weaver became a household name as Ripley in the classic movie Alien. Weaver is one of Hollywood’s tall celebrities at 5’11. However, at times she lists her height at six feet. Either way, Weaver is tall and looks down at her male counterparts. Of course, Weaver would need to be this tall to battle those ruthless aliens. 

13. Shawn Mendes – 6’2

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Shawn Mendes is a giant hero to his adoring fans. They look up to him and hang off his every word. They literally look up to him because he’s a tall guy. Unlike other stars, Mendes isn’t a giant, but he’s still quite tall. Mendes is one of the tallest as he stands at 6’2.

12. Prince William – 6’3

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There’s a strong possibility that Prince William will one day be the King of England. If that’s the case he’ll be a tall King, standing at an impressive 6’3. Indeed, William and his wife, Kate Middleton, are constantly making headlines. The Royal couple will one day rule over the United Kingdom. 

11. Liam Hemsworth – 6’3

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Apparently being tall, talented, and handsome runs in the Hemsworth family. Indeed, actor Liam Hemsworth is the same height as his younger brother. The 6’3 Australian actor doesn’t stand in his brother’s shadow though. Hemsworth has made quite the name for himself in Hollywood. He’s one of the tallest actors in Hollywood and his family. 

10. Chris Hemsworth – 6’3

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It would be odd if one of Hollywood’s short actors took on the role of Thor in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. For instance, a 5’7 Tom Cruise doesn’t do the character justice. Hence, Chris Hemsworth is the only actor suitable for the role. The good-looking Australian actor is 6’3 and resembles a Greek god. He’s one of Hollywood’s tall celebrities. 

9. Gwendoline Christie – 6’3 

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Gwendoline Christie is one of the tallest women celebrities in Hollywood. Indeed, the tall woman towered over her Game of Thrones co-stars, Sophie Turner and Emilia Clarke. Christe is 6’3 and is the same height as several of Hollywood’s tallest male stars. She’s taller than most female and male celebrities. 

8. Liam Neeson – 6’4

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Liam Neeson is one of the greatest actors of his generation. He gave several stellar performances throughout his career. Of course, the iconic actor has a very particular set of skills, and his incredible height is one of them. The legendary actor is 6’4 and towers over his co-stars. He’s one of the tallest stars to grace the silver screen. 

7. Ben Affleck – 6’4

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Actor Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are true soul mates. Affleck is one of the tallest stars in Hollywood today at 6’4. Affleck’s relationship with the 5’4 Jennifer Lopez has been making headlines for years. Apparently, Affleck likes short girls while Lopez likes them tall. Fans and the media are so concerned about Affleck’s personal life that they don’t realize he’s a tall celebrity. 

6. Jason Momoa – 6’4

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Jason Momoa is one of the tallest celebrities in Hollywood, Dothraki City, and Atlantis. Momoa is best known for portraying Aquaman in the DC Extended Universe. Of course, Aquaman has to stand next to superhero giants Batman and Superman. Well, Momoa is perfect for the role as he’s 6’4 and towers over most movie stars and superheroes. 

5. Tyler Perry – 6’5

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Tyler Perry is another surprisingly tall star. Perry became world famous for his portrayal of Madea. Initially, he took on several comedic roles, which may have distracted fans from his incredible height. Perry is as tall as Hollywood’s most famous superheroes. Perry stands at an impressive 6’5. 

4. Vince Vaughn – 6’5

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Vince Vaughn is one of Hollywood’s funniest stars. He’s made audiences laugh all across the globe. Therefore, it’s easy to forget that he’s a giant. Well, it turns out that Vaughn is one of the tallest celebrities at 6’5. Honestly, Vaughn is such a funny actor that nobody notices his incredible height. Regardless, he’s taller than most leading men. 

3. Dwayne Johnson – 6’5

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Dwyane Johnson is a giant star in Hollywood. Not only is he full of talent, charisma, and comedic timing, but Johnson is one of the tallest celebrities in the world. Of course, Johnson’s big muscles and height work well together. Johnson is 6’5 and towers over Hollywood stars like Kevin Hart. Johnson’s size is perfect for all of his action roles. 

2. Brad Garrett – 6’8

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Actor Brad Garrett became a household name with his memorable performance on the iconic series Everybody Loves Raymond. Aside from being hilarious, Garrett stands at an incredible 6’8. He’s easily one of Hollywood’s tallest celebrities of all time. 

1. Richard Kiel – 7’2

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The late Richard Kiel was truly a Hollywood giant. Indeed, Kiel stood at an unbelievable 7’2. His incredible height helped turn him into a major Hollywood commodity. In the late 70s, Kiel gained widespread fame for his role as the monstrous Jaws in the James Bond films. He continued to have a great career throughout the 80s and 90s. 

However, despite the many films produced each year, Hollywood remains a vicious place with many aspiring stars working years to feature in a movie of their dreams. Yet many never attain a movie role that gives them an enormous payoff. 

That doesn’t mean it’s an impossible task. Many respected actors have managed to star in high-paying movie roles. Most of the Hollywood stars on this list have made more money for a single film role than any of us will ever receive in our lifetime. 

Although it’s increasingly rare for even big-name celebrities to earn huge salaries in the current climate, it’s still possible. It’s highly likely that you will recognize most of the actors on this list, but one or two might surprise you. Should you want to learn about the highest-paid movie roles and who played them continue reading. 

1. Bruce Willis – The Sixth Sense ($115 Million)

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The highest-paid movie role of all time on our list belongs to Bruce Willis for his portrayal of a child psychologist in the film The Sixth Sense. This thrilling movie had one of the most shocking surprise endings and has managed to remain a classic. 

The Sixth Sense was a phenomenal movie directed and written by M. Night Shyamalan. Many critics praised the film for its shocking plot twists and atmosphere. The Sixth Sense had a $40 million budget, but it made $672.8 million at the box office. 

For his role as Malcolm Crowe in the film, Bruce Willis made a shocking $115 million, which was astounding for the 1990s. Willis was able to earn so much because of his savvy negotiation skills. Before agreeing to take on the role, Willis negotiated for an approximate $20 million salary, additional rights to home video sales, and 15% of the movie’s total global box office earnings. 

2. Will Smith – Men in Black 3 ($100 Million)

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The third installment in the Men in Black franchise made waves in the film industry because of how much one of the actors earned for their role. Men in Black 3 is a science fiction action comedy loosely based on a comic book series with the same name. 

The movie was written by Etan Cohen and directed by Barry Sonnenfeld. Unsurprisingly Men in Black 3 was the 10th highest-grossing film in 2012. The movie had a budget of between $215 and $225 million, but it made an incredible $624 million at the global box office, despite being terrible. Additionally, it was also the highest-grossing film in the series. 

Yet, who was the actor who made a record-breaking amount for his role? That honor goes to Will Smith for his portrayal of agent J. It’s believed Smith made an incredible $100 million, which is much more than his fellow co-stars. 

3. Tom Cruise – Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol ($75 Million)

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It’s debatable, yet many believe the most popular film franchises in Hollywood to be the Mission Impossible series. These films have managed to rake in incredible profits at the box office and wouldn’t be a success without the film’s main character that Tom Cruise plays. 

Thus it isn’t surprising that Tom Cruise earned quite an impressive salary for his role in the film franchise’s fourth installment, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. This action spy movie was directed by Brad Bird and written by Josh Appelbaum. Until it was surpassed by Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation, this fourth installment was the highest-grossing film in the series, with a global box office earnings of $694 million. 

Additionally, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol was the fifth highest-grossing film in 2011, even though it had a budget of only $145 million. For his role in the movie, it’s reported that Tom Cruise earned $75 million. Due to his impressive earnings, Cruise was able to top Forbes most influential actors in 2012 list. 

4. Sandra Bullock – Gravity ($70 Million)

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Although Hollywood is dominated by powerful male actors who claim most of the high-paying roles, a few female actors are competing with them. The 2013 science-fiction thriller Gravity is one of the films with a female lead who earned one of the highest paying roles of all time. 

Interestingly, Gravity was well received by critics and even managed to receive a whopping 10 nominations at the 86th Academy Awards. The film managed to win seven out of its ten nominations, including Best Cinematography and Best Director. 

This movie was written by Afonso Cuaron – who is also its director – and Jonas Cuaron. Although Gravity only had a budget of between $80 and $120 million, it managed to rake in $723.3 million at the global box office. 

Sandra Bullock reportedly made $70 million for her role as Dr. Ryan Stone. Additionally, her phenomenal acting skills won her an Oscar nomination for Best Actress. Without Bullock’s impressive acting skills, it’s unlikely this film would have managed to become the eighth highest-grossing film of 2013. 

5. Johnny Depp – Alice in Wonderland ($68 Million)

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There is one actor well known for accruing some of the very best high-paying jobs in Hollywood. Can you guess who he is? If you thought Johnny Depp, you would be correct. Without his presence in the film Alice in Wonderland, it’s doubtful the film would have garnered as much attention as it did. 

Despite receiving mixed reviews after its release, Alice in Wonderland still received three Oscar nominations. The film took home two Oscar awards for Best Art Direction and Best Costume Design which is unsurprising. Additionally, Alice in Wonderland won the title of the fifth highest-grossing film of all time in 2010 with a gross global box office earnings of $1.025 billion.

Tim Burton directed this modern film masterpiece from a screenplay by Linda Woolverton. The casting process for this film was very particular, but Depp still managed to land a coveted role. Although Depp rarely spoke during his role as The Mad Hatter, he still managed to earn a well-deserved $68 million. 

6. Adam Sandler – The Ridiculous Six ($67.5 Million)

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The only Netflix film on our list to have one of the highest paying movie roles belongs to The Ridiculous Six. This film was not that well-liked, nor was it very successful, but that doesn’t mean the leading man Adam Sandler didn’t earn a phenomenal amount. 

This 2015 western action-comedy was written by Tim Herlihy with input from Adam Sandler and directed by Frank Coraci. Shockingly, The Ridiculous Six has a 0% rating on the critic’s website Rotten Tomatoes, which is surprising considering the comedic cast. 

Although the film had a budget of $60 million, Adam Sandler earned an estimated $67.5 million for his role as Tommy “White Knife” Dunson Stockburn. 

7. Harrison Ford – Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal ($65 Million)

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Arguably one of the most iconic American film franchises in American film history is the Indiana Jones film series. Interestingly, the fourth installment, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal, would not have happened if Paramount did not accede to the wishes of leading man Harrison Ford. 

The movie Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal was the second highest-grossing film of 2008 as it made an estimated $790.7 million at the global box office. It was also the highest-grossing film in the franchise if inflation is ignored. 

According to reports, Ford was hesitant to reprise his role as Indiana Jones. That’s why it took some convincing in the form of a generous salary to get him committed to the fourth installment. Ultimately, Paramount agreed to a deal that split a sizable portion of the film’s earnings amongst director Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, and Ford. 

8. Leonardo DiCaprio – Inception ($50 Million)

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The film Inception is arguably one of the best mind-bending science fiction action movies of the 2010s. Even though the film was released over a decade ago, it has remained one of the most memorable science fiction films to come out of Hollywood. 

As the fourth highest-grossing film of 2010, it’s far from shocking that this film has one of the highest-paid movie roles. Inception was written and directed by the famed Christopher Nolan, well-known for his Hollywood blockbusters. 

This film managed to win four Academy Awards for Best Sound Mixing, Best Cinematography, Best Visual Effects, and Best Sound Editing. Inception had a budget of $160 million, but it far exceeded hopes with a gross box office profit of $836.8 million. 

Yet, Inception would not have been the success it was without Leonardo Dicaprio playing the role of professional thief Dom Cobb. Dicaprio’s acting skills elevated the film’s storyline and made it the success it was. That’s probably why he earned $50 million for the role. 

9. Cameron Diaz – Bad Teacher ($42 Million)

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If you enjoy comedy films, you have likely seen the 2011 movie Bad Teacher. Even though this film received mostly negative reviews, it still made a profit on its budget and had one of the highest paying movie roles. 

Bad Teacher was written by Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky and directed by Jake Kasdan. The film’s budget was a mere $20 million, but it managed to make a sizable $216.2 million at the global box office. 

For her role as Elizabeth Halsey, Cameron Diaz made an incredible $42 million, one of the most legendary Hollywood deals of all time. Initially, Diaz agreed to earn $1 million but later decided to renegotiate her contract to include profits from the film’s total earnings. This turned out to be a genius business move as she took home quite the sum.  

10. Tom Hanks – Saving Private Ryan ($40 Million)

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It’s likely that you know who Tom Hanks is. He is an American actor well known for the touching movie roles that have earned him numerous accolades and awards. But did you know for his role in the film Saving Private Ryan he made one of the highest salaries for a movie at that time? 

Saving Private Ryan is a 1998 war film easily considered one of the greatest films of all time. It was written by famed writer Robert Rodat and directed by Steven Spielberg. This film had a budget of $70 million but managed to make an incredible $482.3 million, which was impressive for the 1990s. With earnings of $482.3 million, it won the title of the third highest-grossing film in 1998.

For his inspiring role as Captain John H. Miller, Tom Hanks earned a nomination for Best Actor. Yet, that isn’t all he earned, as it’s reported he made a staggering $40 million. 

Pacino’s unique blend of intensity, charisma, and raw emotion has made him a timeless figure in the realm of acting. From his early days on the gritty streets of New York to the dazzling heights of Hollywood, Pacino’s career has been a remarkable evolution, characterized by his unwavering dedication to his craft.

As we traverse the annals of his filmography, we’ll delve into the roles that made him a household name, from his breakthrough as Michael Corleone in The Godfather to the electrifying Tony Montana in Scarface. We’ll also explore his later works, showcasing the versatility that has defined his career, from the workaholic and obsessed LAPD Lieutenant Vincent Hanna in Heat to the disheveled Tony D’Amato, head coach of the struggling Miami Sharks in Oliver Stone’s Any Given Sunday.

Prepare to be immersed in the world of cinematic brilliance as we count down the best Al Pacino movies, celebrating the mastery of an actor whose performances have left an indomitable legacy in the world of film.

1. Heat (1995)

One of the greatest crime dramas of all time, Heat is Michael Mann’s 1995 cinematic masterpiece. Mann, who previously directed and co-wrote The Last of the Mohicans, originally developed the story for this film in the 80s as a (failed) TV pilot, L.A. Takedown, before retooling his story into Heat years later.

Heat is memorable for its opposing character-driven dramas, with Pacino starring as tired veteran LAPD officer Vincent Hanna who’s chasing Robert De Niro’s (Taxi Driver) career thief Neil McCauley (and don’t forget about Tombstone star Val Kilmer, who also puts his mark on the film). As Pacino pursues De Niro, their paths rarely cross, (they only have one real “coffee shop” scene together), but it’s remarkably memorable when they do.

Heat is one of those films you just have to see if you call yourself a movie buff. It’s a pulse-pounding slow-burn (emphasis on slow), but one that pays off in the end.

2. The Godfather Trilogy (1972, 1974, and 1990)

Not only is this one of the best Al Pacino movies of all time but one of the greatest movies of all time. A recurring series on our movie lists, The Godfather Trilogy was directed and co-written by Francis Ford Coppola along with Mario Puzzo, who also wrote the novel on which the film is based. The original stars heavy-hitters Marlon Brando (Superman), James Caan (Elf), Robert Duvall (The Judge), Diane Keaton (Let Him Go), and Pacino.

Pacino’s Michael Corleone takes the lead as he guides us through New York City’s Italian Mafia scene, starting in the 1940s and progressing through to the 1980s. The series chronicles Michael’s initial reluctance to follow in his father’s footsteps as the head of the “family business” all the way through his descent into “villainy” and… Well, let’s not ruin the story.

The Godfather Trilogy has been hailed as one of the greatest film trilogies of all time (though Part III is often heavily criticized) and is hands-down some of Pacino’s best, and most important, work.

3. Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

Directed by critically acclaimed filmmaker Sidney Lumet (The Verdict), Dog Day Afternoon is another Pacino starring crime drama film, this time based on real-life events. The film follows Pacino’s Sonny Wortzik (based on real-life bank robber John Wojtowicz) as he leads a robbery/hostage situation to pay for his lover’s sex reassignment surgery.

The film’s cast was selected carefully by Lumet and Pacino, with Pacino casting various co-stars from his past Off-Broadway plays, including John Cazale (The Godfather), Charles Durning (The Sting), Chris Sarandon (The Princess Bride), and Lance Henriksen (Millennium). The stellar performances, Pacino included, bring to life this semi-biographical tale in a way that makes it stand out as one of Pacino’s best.

Dog Day Afternoon has become an American classic filled with action, drama, and a lot of anxiety-inducing suspense. Attica! Attica! Attica! 

4. Scarface (1983)

Maybe Pacino’s most famous role, Scarface (itself a remake of the 1932 film of the same name) is iconic. Written by Oliver Stone of Snowden and J.F.K. fame and directed by crime film legend Brian De Palma (The Untouchables), Scarface takes a story, originally inspired by Chicago criminal Al Capone, and makes it its own.

Set in Miami, Cuban refugee Tony Montana climbs up the criminal ranks and eventually becomes a wealthy drug dealer. It’s a tragic story that shows the life of a struggling refugee who is dragged into a life of crime, tearing both himself and his family apart. What makes Scarface memorable is Pacino’s unhinged performance as Montana, who slowly loses himself in a haze of cocaine as the film spirals toward its climax.

Scarface, and Tony’s “little friend,” is one of the most referenced, quoted, and memorable crime films out there, so if you’re into that sort of thing, or just like Al Pacino, this is the film for you!

5. Carlito’s Way (1993)

Another Brian De Palma picture, this one based on two Judge Edwin Torres novels, Carlito’s Way stars Al Pacino as career criminal (a recurring theme in Pacino’s filmography) Carlito Brigante. Recently out of jail on a technicality, he attempts to leave the life that put him in prison behind, but as is often the case, gets dragged back into the criminal underworld. Alongside Pacino, Sean Penn (The Game) co-stars as his close friend and lawyer David Kleinfeld.

While many gangster films are about the gangster working to get out or retire from life, none compare to Carlito’s tumultuous journey here. Throughout the film, Carlito, called “Charlie” by girlfriend Gail (Penelope Ann Miller, Adventures in Babysitting), works hard to escape his destiny and remove himself entirely from his life of crime.

It’s an exciting feature with lots of drama and suspense to keep you invested along the way. Carlito’s Way may not have been well-received critically at the time, but it has since amassed a strong cult following and is widely regarded as a lost gem in Pacino’s filmography. 

6. Serpico (1973)

Another biographical-crime film by Sidney Lumet, Serpico stars Pacino (obviously), this time as real-life New York cop Frank Serpico, who became disillusioned with the NYPD and instead worked as a whistleblower to take down the corruption from within. His efforts eventually led to an investigation led by the Knapp Commission.

While not as well-known as Heat or The Godfather, Pacino still brings his A-game to the role of NYPD Officer Serpico in a way that only he can. Serpico is sent through the wringer by his fellow officers and superiors, who bully and belittle him nearly his entire time on the force.

He witnesses and experiences police brutality first-hand, forcing him to make a choice to do something about it rather than stay silent. Serpico is a timely picture that reminds us about the unjust abuses of power, while also giving us hope that we can stand up in the midst of it anyway.

7. Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Master playwright and screenwriter David Mamet (The Unit) adapted his Pulitzer Prize-winning play of the same name into this drama about four salesmen who are put on edge after a corporate trainer is sent to motivate them, proclaiming that two of them will be fired, and only the “top two” will remain.

The film stars some real heavy-hitters (you know, besides Pacino) such as Jack Lemmon (The Odd Couple), Alec Baldwin (30 Rock), Alan Arkin (Argo), Ed Harris (Apollo 13), and Kevin Spacey (House of Cards), that really help sell this as being both witty and (as one critic would call it) one of the “quintessential modern movies about masculinity.” Glengarry Glen Ross includes “one of the best American casts ever assembled” and must be seen to be believed.

8. Any Given Sunday (1999)

The only sports drama on this list, Oliver Stone’s Any Given Sunday follows the fictional football team, the Miami Sharks, and their head coach Tony D’Amato (Pacino) as they fight to win (or lose) on “any given Sunday.”

If football movies are your thing, then this is a must-watch for you. Right up there with films like We Are Marshall, When The Game Stands Tall, and Field of Dreams, Any Given Sunday is about the power of brotherhood, unwinnable odds, and even overcoming one’s own self-centered nature.

The film features a great ensemble cast that includes Cameron Diaz (Shrek), Jamie Foxx (Just Mercy), James Woods (True Crime), and Dennis Quaid (The Rookie). Any Given Sunday feels like anything but, with lots of tackles and blow-outs along the way that prove that life is a contact sport.

9. Donnie Brasco (1997)

Pacino and Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean) team up in this crime drama based on FBI agent Joseph D. Pistone’s time undercover as Donnie Brasco. Depp co-stars as the undercover FBI agent while Pacino takes the lead as hitman Lefty Ruggiero as they plow through the streets of 1970s New York.

As the film progresses, “Donnie” slowly descends deeper and deeper into the Mafia, only to realize that he might like crossing the line between law enforcer and career criminal. Meanwhile, he’s slowly setting up Lefty to not only take the fall but also lead him to certain death.

The pair’s relationship is the clear driving force of the film that will keep you invested throughout. Donnie Brasco is an absorbing and gripping drama with two of the most bankable stars of its era.

10. The Panic in Needle Park (1971)

God help Bobby and Helen. The Panic in Needle Park is Pacino’s second-ever role and one of his most impacting. Bobby (Pacino) and Helen (Kitty Winn, The Exorcist)  are heroin addicts who hang out in “Needle Park” together after becoming romantically involved.

As the film continues, Bobby’s hustling and Helen’s addictions overcome them, leading to one betrayal after another. This is definitely not the happiest, funniest, or even most exciting film on this list, but it’s one of Pacino’s most gut-wrenching performances that will most certainly keep you from any needle parks in your area. The Panic in Needle Park is a heart-tugging drama that pushes boundaries, while still managing to feel all so real.

11. Insomnia (2002)

One of Christopher Nolan’s first American productions (between Memento and Batman Begins), Insomnia stars Pacino as an LAPD detective on loan to Nightmute, Alaska, along with his partner (played by Martin Donovan, Trust) to help with a homicide case. It also features Hillary Swank (Million Dollar Baby) and Robin Williams (Good Will Hunting) in a strictly dramatic role.

As the title suggests, Pacino’s Detective Wil Dormer suffers from insomnia, partly because of the things he’s seen and done as an LA cop, and the constant day of Nightmute doesn’t seem to be helping. Although this might not be one of Nolan’s most well-known films, it still holds its own as a psychological thriller that gets your blood pumping and pulse-pounding. Insomnia is most notable for its excellent cast, tight script, and clever direction that will keep you guessing until the end.

Since the golden age comedy has gone through a number of changes and phases, from the alternative comedy of the 90s to the modern-day stand-up that often incorporates real-life issues facing people around the world. Folk such as Tracy Morgan, Ali Wong, John Mulaney, Dave Chappelle, Tiffany Hadish, and Aziz Ansari have become megastars. The advent of cancel culture and the #metoo movement have also seen a shift in what is now acceptable when performing comedy and left many once-popular comics (Louis C.K. is a prime example) forced to apologize for past indiscretions and fading from the spotlight. 

In coming up with this list, we have scoured the archives for not only the funniest stand-up comedians but also those who have left a mark on the culture. Many of these stand-up comedians have appeared on talk shows and big networks like Comedy Central and NBC and had their own comedy specials. These are comics who care about the craft. It is just as much about delivery and timing as it is the actual punchline. Hopefully, they will provide you with as much laughter as they have the Next Luxury crew. 

1. Jerry Seinfeld

Arguably the biggest comic on the planet, Jerry Seinfeld made his name with the hilarious sitcom Seinfeld, a show about nothing. Before hitting the big time with the much-loved series, Seinfeld was a working comic whose observational humor had audiences in stitches. He could turn the most uninteresting topic into a joke that would leave you rolling on the floor. While his early career wasn’t spectacular, once Seinfeld was a hit, he became one of the leading comics, commanding millions of dollars per show. Even today, he still gets laughs, with his hit series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and last comedy special 23 Hours To Kill getting millions of views.

2. Dave Chappelle

Although he has been courting controversy of late with some of the material featured in his Netflix specials, there is no doubting Dave Chappelle’s place in the Comics Hall of Fame. Sighting 80s legends like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, and Paul Mooney as influences, it is clear to see why Chappelle has won over audiences. He doesn’t care what he says or whether he offends people, and this has helped with his popularity. His first foray into television with the Chappelle’s Show also helped boost his image. The comedy series combined stand-up with skits and live music performances and was massive in the early 00s before Chappelle quit the entertainment business for a number of years. These days he’s back touring and performing stand-up specials and making millions of people laugh around the world. 

3. Sam Kinison

After following his father into the priesthood, Sam Kinison quickly realized preaching wasn’t for him. Instead, he transferred his disillusionment with religion and troubled childhood into stand-up comedy, where he became renowned for his exuberant stage presence. Kinison would interject his routines with screams and tirades that would send the audience into fits of laughter. Unfortunately, he passed away in his prime, killed by a drunk driver when he was just 38. 

4. Richard Pryor

Arguably the greatest comic of all time, nobody did it like Richard Pryor. Hailed by Jerry Seinfeld as “the Picasso of our profession,” the influential comic took no prisoners with his act, discussing everything from police brutality to racism. His comedy was dominated by profanity but it never took away from his jokes or the points he made about social issues. While successful on stage, off it he struggled, with Pryor married seven times to five women, having seven children with six women, and falling into a coke addiction that led him to self-immolation. He recovered and took the stage again, but his career was never the same as he suffered numerous health complaints before passing away at the age of 65 in 2005. 

5. George Carlin

“The dean of counterculture comedians” was a darkly funny stand-up who is best known for his political and social comedy. A frequent guest on The Tonight Show, Carlin released an amazing 20 comedy albums and 14 HBO specials during his career. He had a knack for making you laugh and think at the same time, with his iconic ‘Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television’ bit leading to the established indecency regulation in American broadcasting. 

6. Lenny Bruce

One of the early stand-up comedians to make his mark, Lenny Bruce tackled everything from race and sex to politics and religion with his scattergun stand-up. Similar to Carlin, he pioneered the use of vulgarity with his comedy and was never afraid to drop swear words during his shows. This resulted in Bruce being arrested numerous times for obscenity. Like so many in the comedy profession, his life was cut short by drugs when he died of an overdose at the age of 40. 

7. Robin Williams

There was only one Robin Williams. The hyperactive comedian was seemingly always ‘performing’ and a tornado of one-liners, crazy impressions, and off-the-wall jokes. He would go off on tangents that would have audiences in fits of laughter, with his appearances on talk shows always a hit. He is one of the few stand-up comedians to successfully crossover into Hollywood, having a hit with the TV show Mork & Mindy before going on to star in commercial blockbusters such as Mrs. Doubtfire, Good Will Hunting, and Jumanji. Despite having the world at his feet, Williams had a dark side. He dabbled in drugs and alcohol, suffered from depression, and died at the age of 63 after committing suicide. 

8. Eddie Murphy

First making an impact on Saturday Night Live, Eddie Murphy quickly moved into movies, with his first starring role being in the action-comedy 48 Hrs. That was followed by Trading Places and Beverly Hills Cop, but it was his recorded stand-up special Delirious that showed why he is one of the greats. Never short of a swear word (the special features the word fuck 230 times and shit 171 times), Murphy touches on family parties, ice cream trucks, and even AIDS. It is a wide-ranging stand-up that cemented Murphy’s legacy. Although his career since the 80s has been so-so (Pluto Nash anyone?), he has found recent success in dramatic roles and remains a comedic genius. 

9. Steve Martin

Steve Martin has done a lot of stand-up comedy over the past 30 years, but that doesn’t take away from his comedic talents. During the 70s he was everywhere, performing on all the big late night television shows, including The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson and Saturday Night Live. He released a plethora of comedy albums that charted well before branching out into movies, having huge success with comedies such as The Jerk, The Three Amigos, The Man With Two Brains, and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. These days you are more likely to find him on stage playing his banjo with bluegrass acts.

10. Bill Burr

Few comics are as forthright as Bill Burr. The successful stand-up comedian, podcaster, and actor has blazed a path through the comedy circuit with his honest and confronting comedy. Like many on this list, he is never afraid to cause controversy with his angry brand of comedy. Political correctness certainly isn’t his strong suit. There is a cynical underline to his comedy, yet Bill Burr always seems to have a small amount of faith in the world. Sometimes. 

11. Amy Schumer

This is one funny woman. Much of Amy Schumer’s comedy surrounds sex and her take on the way women are treated in the modern world. She began doing stand-up in the early 00s and recorded a live episode of television for Comedy Central and was featured on Last Comic Standing, which she sees as her big break. Since then her career has gone from strength to strength, with Schumer appearing in her own sketch show (Inside Amy Schumer), starring in and writing the film Trainwreck, and touring the world with her stand-up show. 

12. Bill Hicks

Few comics have the fire and wit of the late, great Bill Hicks. Despite having his life cut short (he died from pancreatic cancer at the age of 32), Hicks had a resounding impact on the comedy circuit. There was often a dark edge to his material, leading to one of Hicks’ routines being cut from his final appearance on Late Night with David Letterman. Politics, social matters, philosophy, and religion were some of the topics he covered, along with conspiracy theories, which he loved to explore (especially the assassination of J. F. Kennedy.). Though his career was short, Hicks influenced many, and his last album, Relentless, is considered the gold standard of comedy albums.

13. Ali Wong

Ali Wong is another comic who has managed to transition from stand-up to Hollywood. During her early years in New York, she was also gaining small acting roles in film and television. This eventually resulted in her getting a Netflix special, Baby Cobra. What made the show so special was Wong was seven months pregnant at the time. It helped turn her into a star, with Wong having since performed two more Netflix specials, co-written and starred in the film Always Be My Maybe and voiced Bertie in the Netflix animated show Tuca & Bertie. Often using her comedy to discuss personal issues (such as miscarrying twins prior to the birth of her first daughter), Wong is one of the best stand-up comedians going.

14. Chris Rock

Chris Rock has done it all. Not only has he had a massively successful stand-up career, but he’s also featured as a main cast member on Saturday Night Live, turned himself into a leading man (Death at a Funeral), and written, directed, and produced numerous films and television shows. His comedy is often grounded in his experiences as a youth and covers everything from family and race to politics and celebrity. He’s also won four Emmy Awards and three Grammy Awards, which says it all really. 

15. Don Rickles

Nobody does insult comedy like Don Rickles. Possessed with a quickfire wit, he would have people doubled over in laughter with his disparaging one-liners. Frank Sinatra’s good buddy performed stand-up for over 60 years and was a staple on the late night television circuit. He made his bones in Las Vegas where he was nicknamed “The Merchant of Venom” and “Mr. Warmth” for his scathing roasts of people from all walks of life. He continued working and touring right up until his death in 2017 and is regarded as one of the greats. 

16. Sarah Silverman

Delivering risque jokes in deadpan fashion is all part of Sarah Silverman’s act. The stand-up comedian addresses many things considered taboo in her stand-up routines and is known for making audiences confront their prejudices. Like many modern-day comedians, she has also crossed over into the world of movies and television. She had her own show, The Sarah Silverman Program, on Comedy Central and starred in a number of high-profile movies and series. While her comedy often crosses the line, Silverman manages to keep audiences onside with her girl-next-door appearance and innocent personality. 

17. Rodney Dangerfield

“I don’t get no respect.” This is the catchphrase that helped propel Rodney Dangerfield into comedy greatness during the 60s and 70s. Beginning his career in New York, he soon found himself headlining Las Vegas and appearing on all the big talk shows. His self-deprecating humor often centered on hilarious one-liners, such as “A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.” In the 80s he found himself a movie star, featuring in hits Caddyshack, Back to School, and Easy Money. He continued to tour, release comedy albums, cameo in films, and appear on talk shows right up until his death in 2004 at the ripe old age of 82. 

18. Mitch Hedberg

Another talent taken too soon. Mitch Hedberg was a surrealist comic who died of a drug overdose in 2005 at the age of 37. While his career was short, he created a legacy that remains today. His mixture of storytelling, one-liners, and absurd tangents created a cult following. A recurring theme with his stand-up was people yelling out the punch lines to his jokes before he finished them. He would also famously acknowledge a joke was terrible if it fell flat, which often drew much laughter. Strangely for a comic, he suffered from stage fright and would often wear sunglasses while on stage and refrain from looking at the crowd. 

19. Jim Gaffigan

What sets Jim Gaffigan apart from many of today’s comics is his lack of profanity. Gaffigan rarely swears when on stage, and if he does, it is done for comedic effect. An American comedian for the everyman, Gaffigan’s comedy revolves around his family (he has five kids), religion (he’s Catholic), and general observations about life. He’s starred in his own show based on his life (The Jim Gaffigan Show), appeared in a variety of films, TV series, and comedy shows, and released 14 comedy albums over the journey. He remains one of America’s most popular comics. 

20. Ricky Gervais

The creator of The Office is another stand-up who just doesn’t give a fuck. While he made his bones as an actor and writer on shows The Office and Extras, as well as on radio, Gervais’ stand-up helped give him a global appeal. Each of his big stand-up tours centers around a topic, such as Animals and Politics, with Gervais going off on random tangents, dropping F-bombs, and generally doing his best to offend anyone and everyone. 

21. Bob Newhart

Another of America’s greatest, Bob Newhart’s deadpan delivery made him a huge success in the 60s. Along with good friend Don Rickles, he became one of the States’ big comics. His comedy album, The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart, was a monster success and still ranks as the 20th best-selling comedy album of all time. He soon parlayed his talents into the world of film and television in the 70s and 80s, having success with The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart. He’s also won three Grammys, an Emmy, and a Golden Globe in a career spanning more than 60 years. 

22. Redd Foxx

Given the moniker the “King of the Party Records,” Redd Foxx appeared on over 50 comedy albums throughout his more than 50-year career. Similar to Richard Pryor, who cited Foxx as one of his biggest inspirations, the St. Louis comedian wasn’t afraid to swear during his act. Foxx became a hit thanks to his raunchy jokes and was one of the first African-American comics to play Vegas, which had a predominantly white audience. He broke out with his starring role in Sanford and Son and would go on to be a mainstay on television while continuing to tour and release comedy albums and specials. 

23. Billy Connolly

The Big Yin is the best comedian to come out of Scotland. His performances are like enchanting stories, with Connolly taking you on a wild ride with short detours before delivering the big payoff. Starting off life singing in the folk-rock band The Humblebums with Gerry Rafferty (Baker Street, Right Down the Line), Connolly then turned to comedy and found his true calling. He consistently released comedy albums and stand-up concerts while starring in films. He was also big on the small screen, appearing in popular British shows until releasing his own series of documentary-type travel shows throughout the 00s. Although now retired due to the impact of Parkinson’s disease, he remains one of the greats. 

24. Kevin Hart

Look up the word hustle in the dictionary and you will see a picture of Kevin Hart. The Philadelphia-born stand-up, actor, writer, and producer is one of the hardest-working men in Hollywood. While he is more recognized for his movie career around the world, he got his start as a stand-up. An open book, Hart discusses his life as a married man and a father and is never one to shy away from the controversies that have plagued him during his career, including his divorce, infidelity, and drunk driving charge. He has also had some of the best-selling comedy tours of all time, with the live recordings of his shows Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain and Kevin Hart: What Now? the fourth and fifth highest-grossing stand-up films of all time. 

25. Janeane Garofalo

A shining light of the 90s alternative comedy scene, Janeane Garofalo weaves pop culture observations with self-deprecating humor to wow audiences with her hilarious jokes and incredible wit. While she has gone on to feature in many films and television series, she continues to perform stand-up on the regular, particularly around New York. Staunchly political and a strong-willed feminist, Garofalo has also been involved with several documentaries, had her own comedy special, and has written a book, Feel This Book: An Essential Guide to Self-Empowerment, Spiritual Supremacy, and Sexual Satisfaction. 

FAQs

FAQs

What is stand-up comedy?

Stand-up comedy is a form of comedic performance where a comedian, often alone on a stage, delivers a series of humorous anecdotes, jokes, and observations to entertain an audience. The comedian’s material typically covers a wide range of topics, including everyday life, social issues, personal experiences, and absurdities. Stand-up comedians rely on their wit, timing, and delivery to elicit laughter from the audience, often using wordplay, satire, and observational humor. This art form encourages creativity, self-expression, and the exploration of societal norms and taboos. Successful stand-up comedians connect with their audience through relatable humor, providing a unique form of entertainment and commentary on the human experience.

Who are some of the best stand-up comedians in the world?

Determining the “best” stand-up comedians is subjective, as humor is highly personal, and different comedians appeal to diverse tastes. However, several comedians have gained widespread acclaim for their comedic talents. Icons like George Carlin are celebrated for their thought-provoking social commentary. Richard Pryor’s raw and honest storytelling set a new standard. The observational humor of Jerry Seinfeld resonates with many. Chris Rock combines humor with insightful social commentary, while Dave Chappelle pushes boundaries with his edgy yet thought-provoking routines. The irreverent style of Louis C.K. and the absurdity of Mitch Hedberg also have devoted followings. These comedians, among others, have made indelible marks on the stand-up comedy landscape.

What are some of the best stand-up comedy specials?

Selecting the “best” stand-up comedy specials is subjective and can vary depending on personal preferences, but there are several acclaimed ones that have received widespread recognition. Some classics include Richard Pryor’s Live in Concert, George Carlin’s Carlin at Carnegie, and Eddie Murphy’s Delirious. More recent favorites include Dave Chappelle’s Sticks & Stones, Hannah Gadsby’s Nanette, and Ali Wong’s Baby Cobra. Additionally, specials from comedians like Chris Rock, Louis C.K., John Mulaney, and Bill Burr have garnered critical acclaim and a devoted fan base. These specials often tackle a wide range of topics, from social issues to personal experiences, and showcase the comedic brilliance and unique perspectives of these talented comedians.

With the release of his latest film The Equalizer 3 this month, a movie that finds Washington reuniting with his Man on Fire co-star Dakota Fanning in the third and final movie about former government agent Robert McCall, we wanted to dive deep into the legend’s filmography and selected his best performances.

Surprisingly, it was much harder to narrow the list down, so instead of the standard top ten, we have chosen the 20 best Denzel Washington movies of all time. So in no particular order, here are our top picks we think are worth your time.

1. Flight (2012)

While it’s hard to pick and choose which Washington performance is the “greatest of all time,” this has to be up there. Robert Zemeckis (Back to the Future) loosely adapted the real-life events of the crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 with Washington playing pilot William “Whip” Whitaker Sr. who struggles with his own demons (mainly alcoholism and drug addiction) during the crash investigation.

Washington’s work as Whip is powerful, heartbreaking, and authentic in a way few others could rival. Don Cheadle (Avengers: Endgame), Kelly Reilly (Yellowstone), and John Goodman (The Big Lebowski) all give excellent supporting performances that only highlight Whip’s brokenness and need to change. Flight is one of Washington’s best roles, hands down.

2. Fences (2016)

Washington has made himself known in more recent years for his excellence behind the camera as well as in front of it, and Fences is no exception. Based on the August Wilson 1985 play of the same name, this film follows Troy Maxxon (Washington) and his wife Rose (Viola Davis, The Help) as they navigate the black experience in 1950s Pittsburgh.

Fences has some of the most incredible and dramatic moments between father and son, husband and wife, and man’s own internal struggles. The film deals with intense themes of racism, infidelity, paternal relationships, grief, and even death in a way that feels all too down-to-earth and relatable. Washington shows his true skill just as much behind the camera as he does in front.

3. Training Day (2001)

Not only one of Washington’s best movies but also one of director Antoine Fuqua’s (The Equalizer) and writer David Ayer’s (Fury) best as well. The film follows a day in the life of LAPD narcotics officers Jake Hoyt (Ethan Hawke, First Reformed) and Detective Alonzo Harris (Washington) as they work the gang-ridden LA neighborhoods.

Training Day exposes the real world of police corruption, drug busts, the Los Angeles gang scene, and so much more. Denzel kills it as Alonzo, who is completely unlike the normal “straight man” character he is used to playing. Hawke does some of his best work as well and he is our “eyes and ears” in the world of the LAPD narcotics division. This one is a blast.

4. The Book of Eli (2010)

One of my favorite post-apocalyptic films, The Book of Eli, written and directed by the Hughes brothers (Dead Presidents), follows the nomadic Eli (Washington) as he travels around an American wasteland with a mysterious book and a “holy calling.” Washington stars opposite Gary Oldman (The Dark Knight) and Mila Kunis (That 70s Show).

Between the film’s eerie score, excellent action sequences, complex worldbuilding, and intriguing plot, the movie meshes together perfectly to create a neo-Western symphony that Denzel lends himself nicely to. The Book of Eli is one of those exciting, but somber, adventure stories that will make you think twice about surviving a pandemic and traveling across the country.

5. Devil In a Blue Dress (1995)

An American neo-noir mystery thriller film (say that three times fast), Devil in a Blue Dress may be one of Denzel’s most popular 90s films. This period piece, based on the novel of the same name, follows WWII veteran Ezekiel “Easy” Rawlins (Washington) as he searches for a “mysterious woman.”

Part of this film’s charm is the nostalgia of 1940s Los Angeles, combined with the desire to know not whodunnit, but as one film critic said, “whydunnit?” Flight co-star Don Cheadle is also a part of this one as “Mouse,” stealing the show every time he’s on-screen. A stunning flick worthy of making this list. 

6. Man on Fire (2004)

Tony Scott (Enemy of the State) released one of his greatest action-thrillers in the early 2000s. Man on Fire, based on the 1980s novel of the same name, follows the story of former CIA officer-turned-bodyguard John Creasey (Washington) as he goes on a revenge rampage after his young charge, Pita (Dakota Fanning, Because of Winn-Dixie), is abducted in Mexico City.

The high-stakes action sequences, intimate editing, and constant suspense put both Creasey and us on edge throughout the film. This one is not for the faint of heart as it contains a lot of disturbing material. But it’s all worth it for that final scene between Creasey and the young Pita, where a nine-year-old Dakota Fanning gives one of her best performances.

7. Malcolm X (1992)

Malcolm X is a Spike Lee (Inside Man) biopic on the great leader himself, with Denzel Washington playing the civil rights legend to perfection. This epic chronicles his criminal career to his conversion to Islam to his civil rights protests his assassination, and so much more. This film is the second of four collaborations between Washington and Lee.

In one of Washington’s most important performances, Malcolm X humanizes the man, divulging into his childhood traumas, his own experience with racism, and his fallout with the Nation of Islam. It’s an excellent film that does its due diligence with the history of the great and respected civil rights leader.

8. Fallen (1998)

We’ve written about this one before, but that’s because it’s the biggest hidden gem in Denzel Washington’s filmography. Fallen follows Detective John Hobbs (Washington) as he works to solve mysterious copycat killings after the serial killer, Edgar Reese (Elias Koteas, The Thin Red Line), is executed. But everything is not what it seems…

The film takes an unsuspecting supernatural turn as Hobbs discovers that this is something far more sinister than he initially believed. It’s an interesting thriller with an ending you won’t see coming. John Goodman co-stars as Hobbs’ partner “Jonesy,” (their first on-screen pairing, long before Flight) alongside Donald Sutherland (JFK), Embeth Davidtz (Mad Men), and James Gandolfini (The Sopranos).

9. Philadelphia (1993)

The one collaboration between Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump) and Washington is the legal drama Philadelphia, directed by Jonathan Demme (The Silence of the Lambs). As the first Hollywood film to acknowledge the HIV/AIDS crisis, this film won Tom Hanks an Academy Award for Best Actor, but Washington’s role is of equal importance.

The film follows Andy Beckett (Hanks), a man with HIV who is fired from his law firm due to his condition, and Joe Miller (Washington), his homophobic lawyer who is the only one willing to advocate for his wrongful dismissal. This is a tough film that deals with real-world issues of discrimination and prejudices the only way that Hollywood knows how. The Bruce Springsteen theme song is also top-notch. 

10. The Hurricane (1999)

Who would’ve thought that a biographical sports drama about the life of middleweight boxer Rubin “The Hurricane” Carter would become one of Washington’s greatest roles? Well, here we are! Washington gives his all as Hurricane faces his greatest fight of all, his fight for justice.

The Hurricane does its best to tell the story of Carter, primarily focusing on the time between 1966 and 1985, as he fights his false conviction for triple murder. While this film is an emotional rollercoaster along similar lines as the recent film Just Mercy, it throws some powerhouse punches that’ll land right into your heart.

11. American Gangster (2007)

American Gangster, as the title suggests, is a gangster flick (yeah, Washington starred in a gangster movie) about the real-life drug trafficker Frank Lucas (Washington) and the detective, Richie Roberts (Russell Crowe, Gladiator), who leads the task force to stop him. This film is kind of insane and does a remarkable job explaining Lucas’ connection between his family, drugs, and the Vietnam War.

Ridley Scott, brother to frequent Washington collaborator Tony Scott (The Taking of Pelham 123), composes an incredible gangster picture, forcing us to almost root for Lucas as he goes from drug trafficking to helping Roberts expose corrupt NYC cops. It’s an intriguing tale that will certainly keep you guessing.

12. Crimson Tide (1995)

Another Tony Scott/Denzel Washington collaboration, Crimson Tide is an intense war drama set aboard the U.S.S. Alabama submarine that parallels a real incident from the Cuban Missile Crisis. In this film, a new executive officer (Washington) and the sub’s seasoned commanding officer (Gene Hackman, Enemy of the State) clash under the intense pressure of nuclear war.

The Washington/Hackman standoff forces the viewer to pick a side in an impossible situation, doing an excellent job of portraying both well and unbiasedly until a final decision must be made. This claustrophobic crisis is some of Scott’s best work, and coincidentally some of Washington and Hackman’s in return.

13. Déjà Vu (2006)

Speaking of Tony Scott, Deja Vu is another collaboration between Denzel and the underrated director who does not fail to disappoint. A time-travel thriller, the film follows the life of ATF agent Doug Carlin (Washington) as he looks back in time to solve, and later prevent, a domestic terrorist attack that takes place in New Orleans.

Deja Vu might sound like a popcorn action flick (and at times it can be), but it offers a lot more. The film explores the ethics of time travel, what it means to love someone and even philosophical questions about God. The film also stars Val Kilmer (Tombstone), Adam Goldberg (Saving Private Ryan), Paula Patton (2 Guns), and Jim Caviezel (The Passion of the Christ).

14. He Got Game (1998)

Another Spike Lee collaboration, this sports drama sees Denzel play Jake Shuttlesworth, who is the father of the top-ranked basketball prospect in the nation (played by real NBA player Ray Allen). After killing his wife, Shuttlesworth is released on parole for one week by the state’s governor to persuade his son to play for the governor’s alma mater in order to shorten his sentence.

He Got Game is a story about a father, a son, and a holy game that ultimately tries and tests the bond between Shuttlesworth and his son, named Jesus. There’s also this side plot involving a prostitute (Mila Jovovich, Resident Evil) that is pretty satisfying. John Turturro (The Big Lebowski), Rosario Dawson (Ahsoka), and Ned Beatty (Superman: The Movie) also star.

15. Remember the Titans (2000)

One of Denzel’s most famous roles, the Disney film Remember the Titans (produced by Jerry Bruckheimer of Pirates of the Caribbean fame) tells the true story of coach Herman Boone (Washington) as he works to integrate the T.C. Williams High School football team in early 1970s Virginia. If sports films are your thing, then you won’t want to miss this one.

Remember the Titans is best remembered for its memorable and impactful speech which Boone delivers to his team one morning in the Gettysburg National Cemetery. It’s powerful and reminds us of the timely truth that it doesn’t matter if we like each other, we must respect each other. The film also co-stars the underrated Will Patton (Falling Skies) as assistant coach Bill Yoast and a young Ryan Gosling. 

16. Glory (1989)

Speaking of great American battles, Glory is the one that won Denzel his first Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. This Civil War epic is what helped put Denzel on the map, and there’s a reason for that. Between the intense battle sequences, themes of racism and prejudice, and the meaning of brotherhood, Glory proves to live up to its name.

Starring opposite Matthew Broderick (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off), Morgan Freeman (The Shawshank Redemption), Andre Braugher (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), and Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride), Denzil plays the young Private Trip who follows Colonel Robert Gould Shaw (Broderick) into the Second Battle of Fort Wagner.

17. The Great Debaters (2007)

Washington’s second film behind the camera (though don’t worry, he’s in front as well), The Great Debaters is based on the true story of the Wiley College debate team. Washington plays American author, poet, and debate coach Melvin B. Tolson in this heart-warming tale about overcoming the odds no matter who is against you.

The Great Debaters also stars Forest Whitaker (Black Panther) as a real-life minister and theologian James L. Farmer Sr., with Denzel Whitaker (who was actually named after Denzel Washington and is unrelated to Forest Whitaker) playing the young civil rights activist James Farmer Jr. Nate Parker (The Birth of a Nation) and Jurnee Smollett (Lovecraft Country) also star.

18. Courage Under Fire (1996)

Another Edward Zwick (Glory) film, Courage Under Fire follows disillusioned U.S. Army officer Lt. Colonel Nathaniel Serling (Washington) as he investigates a late female chopper commander’s “worthiness” for the Medal of Honor. Meg Ryan (When Harry Met Sally) stars opposite Washington as Captain Karen Emma Walden, the commander in question.

Besides great supporting performances from Lou Diamond Phillips (Longmire) Scott Glen (Daredevil), and Matt Damon (Good Will Hunting), Courage Under Fire is an excellent war drama that forces Serling to confront his own demons while discovering a cover-up surrounding Captain Walden’s death. Courage Under Fire proves that the truth will always reign supreme.

19. Mo’ Better Blues (1990)

Generally, when Denzel Washington comes to mind, musical-comedy dramas do not. Mo’ Better Blues is the odd exception to that rule. Written, directed, and produced by Spike Lee, Washington stars as Bleek Gilliam, a trumpet player in The Bleek Quinet, his jazz band. Lee also co-stars as Bleek’s band manager, Giant, with Wesley Snipes (Blade) as bandmate Shadow Henderson.

This Spike Lee product is a classic about Bleek’s copious bad decisions, his rocky friendship with Giant, as well as his own dreams, goals, and what matters most. The film, like many Spike Lee joints, takes its time dealing with social issues like gambling, infidelity, and the eventual disaster that results. It’s not all doom and gloom though; the music’s great!

20. Unstoppable (2010)

Tony Scott’s final collaboration with Denzel and his final film period (Scott sadly passed away in 2012), Unstoppable is a remarkably engaging movie set primarily on a train. Based on a real-life incident, Unstoppable follows Frank Barnes (Washington), a veteran railroad engineer, and Will Colson (Chris Pine, Star Trek), a young train conductor as they attempt to stop a runaway freight train.

Unstoppable is an excellent example of a film with very little plot but a lot of genuine character development, which is what Washington is best at. The dynamic between Frank Barnes and Chris Pine’s Will Colson is only part of what makes this film great, the other part being the clever gut-wrenching moments that make the end of this film all too sweet.

As audiences embarked on an unforgettable journey through the chaotic landscape of teenage shenanigans that also features great performances from Emma Stone, Bill Hader, and Martin Starr, Superbad not only became a quintessential coming-of-age film but also a treasure trove of endlessly quotable lines that have since become part of our everyday lexicon. From uproarious one-liners that defy time to hilariously awkward exchanges that mirror our own adolescent misadventures, Superbad quotes have transcended the silver screen, evolving into shared jokes among friends and viral memes across the digital landscape.

Released into theaters like a comedic whirlwind, Superbad carved its niche by capturing the raw essence of friendship, the exhilarating quest for self-discovery, and the hilariously awkward escapades that inevitably accompany the journey to adulthood. Within this cinematic gem lies a series of lines that have the power to instantly transport us back to that rollercoaster ride of teenhood, where every awkward conversation and wild party felt like an epic saga. Whether it’s Seth’s outlandishly bold declarations, Evan’s endearing naivete, or McLovin’s timeless misadventures, these Superbad quotes have not only become synonymous with the movie itself but have also woven themselves into the comedic tapestry of our lives.

So, join us as we dive into a nostalgic cavalcade of laughter and reminiscence, exploring the iconic Superbad quotes that continue to tickle our funny bones and remind us that no matter how old we get, the spirit of those hilariously unforgettable teenage years will forever linger in our hearts and conversations.

Unforgettable Lines: 42 Iconic Superbad Quotes We Still Love

1. “One name, who are you, Seal?” – Evan

2. “You know when you hear girls say ‘Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn’t have fucked that guy?’ We could be that mistake!” – Seth 

3. “’Muhammad’ is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once!” – Fogell

4. “Hawaii. All right, that’s good. That’s hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to… McLovin?” – Evan

5. “I am McLovin!” – Fogell

6. “You look like Aladdin.” – Evan

7. “I kinda had this problem, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don’t know why, I would just kind of sit around all day… and draw pictures of dicks.” – Seth

8. “Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!” – Officer Michaels 

9. “Fuck me, right?” – Seth

10. Becca: “Your cock is so smooth!”

Evan: “Yours would be too… if you were a man.”

11. “Prepare to be f*cked by the long dick of the law.” – Officer Michaels

12. “Chicka, chicka-yeah, fake I.D.” – Fogell

13. Jules: “You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours.”

Seth: “Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock.”

14. Officer Michaels: “Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?”

Fogell: “It’s not the ‘going’ I’m worried about… but the ‘coming.’”

15. “What, you think Becca’s going to be psyched that you brought a bottle of lube? ‘Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my pussy! I could never handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!’ These girls are 18 years old. They aren’t dried-up old ladies, man. They’re good to go!” – Seth

16. “Old enough… to party.” – Fogell

17. Fogell: “What’s it like to have a gun?”

Officer Michaels: “It’s like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.”

18. “Do you have any normal-sized clothes or do you only shop at the Baby Gap?” – Seth

19. “McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?” – Officer Slater

20. Becca: “I’m so wet right now.”

Evan: “Yeah… they said that would happen in health class.”

21. “That’s the coolest fucking story I’ve ever heard in my entire life! That’s insane. Is it… Can I hear it again, do you have time?” – Seth

22. Officer Michaels: “How old are you McLovin?”

Fogell: “Old enough.”

Fogell: “Old enough for what?”

Fogell: “To party.”

23. “We shouldn’t be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock.” – Officer Michaels 

24. “So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I’m f*cking Steven Glansberg.” – Seth

25. “I got a boner!” – Fogell

26. Seth: “Hey Greg, why don’t you go piss your pants?”

Greg the Soccer Player: [turning around] “That was like 8 years ago, asshole!”

Seth: [yelling] “People don’t forget!”

27. Officer Slater: “Hey kid, what’s your real name?”

Fogell: “Fogell… it’s Fogell.”

Officer Michaels: “Fogell? Fuck that, we’re calling you McLovin!”

28. “By the time college rolls around, I’ll be like the Iron Chef of Pounding Vag!” – Seth

29. Fogell: “What’s it like to have a gun?”

Officer Michaels: “It is… awesome! I mean I’ve only had mine for like a few months, but I’ll tell you, it’s like having two c*cks. If one of your c*cks could kill someone.”

30. “​​Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘nam!” – Seth

31. Evan: “Yeah chicks go nuts for that… the male camel toe.”

Seth: “Yea yea! The camel tail.”

32. “Are you insane?! Look at Jules’s dating record, she dated Dan Remmeck who’s had a six-pack since like kindergarten. Jason Stone who looks like Zack Morris, and Matt Muer he’s the sweetest guy! Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.” – Seth

33. Evan: “Do you want to get killed for liquor?”

Seth: “No, but I would get killed for pussy. No questions asked!”

34. “He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.” – Seth

35. “So you guys on MySpace?” – Francis the Driver 

36. Evan: “I heard she got breast reduction surgery.”

Seth: “What? That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.”

Evan: “She had back problems, man.”

Evan: “It’s not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.”

Seth: “I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let’s make a move.”

37.  “I am gonna give you the best blow J ever… with my mouth.” – Becca 

38. “I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. – excuse my language. I’m just saying that I wash and dry; I’m like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke—no offense—it’s just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it’s bullsh*t—and I’m sorry. I’m not putting down your profession, but it’s just the way I feel. I don’t want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this sh*tty food—no offense—and I just think that I don’t need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a f*ckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.” – Seth

39. “Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That’s a good thing. It’s the best.” – Evan 

40. Evan: “Look at those nipples.”

Seth: “They’re like little baby toes.”

Evan: “It’s just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know… and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren’t weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That’s the world I one day want to live in.”

Seth: “You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my belly button.”

41. “Someone period’d on my fucking leg?!?” – Seth

42. Seth: “Enjoy your remaining years!”

Old Woman: “I will! Enjoy fucking Jules!”

Seth: “I will!”

Sandler’s portrayal of a hockey player turned golfer gifted us with a repertoire of hilarity. “Happy Gilmore” quotes like “The price is wrong, bitch,” and “It’s all in the hips” have seamlessly integrated themselves into everyday conversation. Coming hot on the heels of his debut movie, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore took Sandler to another level and was a surprise commercial success. Who could forget the timeless wisdom of “Just tap it in… just tap it in,” or the defiant declaration, “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast”? These lines have transcended the confines of the movie to become instant mood lifters and inside jokes among friends.

As we revisit these classic Happy Gilmore quotes, we’re reminded of the film’s ability to tickle our funny bones while delivering unexpected heart. Let’s also not forget the incredible cast, with the likes of Carl Weathers, Julie Bowen, Christopher McDonald, Richard Kiel, Frances Bay, and Ben Stiller.

They encapsulate the essence of the movie’s unique blend of sports, humor, and friendship, proving that even in the zaniest of situations, a well-timed quote can turn a moment into a memory. So, whether you’re on the golf course or just in need of a hearty laugh, let the enduring wit of Happy Gilmore quotes be your guide.

1. “You son of a bitch ball! Why don’t you just go home? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!” – Happy Gilmore

2. “Dammed alligator just popped up, cut me down in my prime.” – Chubbs Peterson

3. “The price is wrong, bitch!” – Happy Gilmore

4. “Oh yeah. Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it. It’s circular. It’s like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and around. It’s circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good things.” – Gary Potter

5. “You’re gonna die, clown!” – Happy Gilmore

7. “That’s my puck, baby, don’t you ever touch my puck.” – Happy Gilmore

8. “It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.” – Chubbs Peterson

9. “Happy learned how to putt. Uh-oh!” – Happy Gilmore

10. Nursing Home Orderly: “Good news, everybody, we’re extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.

Elderly Woman: “My fingers hurt.”

Nursing Home Orderly: “What’s that?”

Elderly Woman: “My fingers hurt.”

Nursing Home Orderly: “Oh, well; now your back’s gonna hurt, cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else’s fingers hurt?… I didn’t think so.”

11. “I didn’t break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods cause it’s made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.” – Happy Gilmore

12. “I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!” – Happy Gilmore

13. Shooter McGavin: [after buying grandma’s house at auction] “You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”

Happy Gilmore: [laughing] “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

Shotter McGavin: [long pause] “No!”

14. “Did that go in? I wasn’t watching, did it go in? I didn’t see it, could you tell me if it went in?” – Happy Gilmore

15. “You suck, ya jackass!” – Donald

16. “If I saw myself in clothes like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.” – Happy Gilmore

17. “You can count on me – waiting for you in the parking lot.” – Mr Larson

18. “Green jacket, gold jacket who gives a crap?” – Happy Gilmore

19. Grandma: “Sir, could I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep”

Nursing Home Orderly: “You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check the name tag. You’re in my world now grandma.”

20. “Hey, my girlfriend is dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.” – Happy Gilmore

21. “Yeah, well we won’t have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life.” – Happy Gilmore

18. “Mister! Mister! Get me outta here!” – Crazy Old Lady

19. “I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good-looking. I’m not attractive.” – Happy Gilmore

20. “During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.” – Happy Gilmore

21: “I can’t believe you’re a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.” – Bob Barker

22. “Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.” – Shooter McGavin

23. “What? Friends listen to ‘Endless Love’ in the dark.” – Happy Gilmore

24. “Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo.” – Happy Gilmore

25. “Now you’ve had enough, bitch!” – Bob Barker

26. “Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?” – Happy Gilmore

27. “But she’s an old lady. I mean, look at her. She’s old. You can’t just take her stuff. She’s too old.” – Happy Gilmore

28. “You lay another finger on me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes.” – Shooter McGavin

29. Virginia: “Hey, hey, hey, hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.”

Happy Gilmore: “That’s right, I’m gonna beat your ass on the course!”

Shooter McGavin: “Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.”

Lee Trevino: “Grizzly Adams did have a beard.”

30. “Happy, gold jacket’s yours. Shooter’s gonna choke.” – Fan

31. “Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.” – Shooter McGavin

32. Chubbs: “You were great out there today.”

Happy Gilmore: “Thank you.”

Chubbs: “But not that great. A lot of that was luck.”

Happy Gilmore: “Some might call it luck. I like to call it.. [thinking] well, luck, I guess. So what?”

33. “Oh, you can count. Good for you.” – Shooter McGavin

34. “You’re gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you’re never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL, ya jackass.” – Donald

35. Terry: “All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there’s a problem: you’re not any good.”

Happy Gilmore: “I am good. You know what, you’re a lousy kindergarten teacher. I’ve seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they suck.”

For those who have not seen Snatch, the movie centers on several characters in London’s criminal underworld who cross paths throughout the story. The main plot revolves around boxing promoters Turkish (Statham) and Tommy (Gramhem) who are forced to use gypsy Mickey O’Neil (Pitt) in an underground fight organized by criminal kingpin Brick Top (Alan Ford) after their original fighter suffers a broken jaw (thanks to O’Neil).

There are a couple of subplots too, with one about American Abraham “Cousin Avi” Denovitz (Dennis Farina) coming to London to buy a diamond that then goes missing, with hardman Bullet Tooth Tony (Jones) tasked with finding the missing jewel, while another involves a group of small-time crooks who find themselves falling afoul of Bricktop.

Whether it’s Turkish’s deadpan musings, Brick Top’s menacing threats, O’Neil’s philosophical wisdom, or Bullet Tooth Tony’s enigmatic remarks, the in Snatch has transcended the screen to become part of everyday conversations and internet memes. As we explore the best quotes that this movie has to offer, we’ll also uncover the reasons behind their enduring resonance, showcasing the synergy between sharp writing, stellar performances, and the film’s overall charismatic charm.

From Screen to Culture: 30 Classic Snatch Quotes

1 “Protection from what? ‘Zee Germans?'” – Turkish

2. “Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup ‘o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins… London!” – Cousin Avi

3. “As bent as the Soviet sickle and as hard as the hammer that crosses it.” – Turkish

4. “Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn’t work you can always hit them with it.” – Boris the Blade

5. “My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents-to-be were on the same plane when it crashed. That’s how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. That’s Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th-century ballet dancer.” – Turkish

6. Policeman: “So, what you doin’ here?”

Turkish: “I’m taking the dog for a walk. What’s the problem?”

Policeman: “What’s in the car?”

Turkish: “Seats and a steering wheel.”

7. “It’s a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.” – Sol

8. “Do you know what ‘nemesis’ means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an horrible cunt… me.” – Brick Top

9. “It’s an unlicensed boxing match. It’s not a tickling competition.” – Turkish

10. Turkish: “You take sugar?”

Brick Top: “No thank you, Turkish; I’m sweet enough.”

11. Brick Top: “You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.”

Sol: “Would someone mind telling me, who are you?”

Brick Top: “And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, ‘as greedy as a pig.'”

Vinny: “Well, thank you for that. That’s a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?”

12. “I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.” – Cousin Avi

13. Tyrone: “I didn’t see it there.”

Vinny: “It’s a four-ton truck, Tyrone. It’s not as if it’s a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?”

Tyrone: “It was a funny angle.”

Vinny: “It’s behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.”

14. “I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?” – Vinny

15. Cousin Avi: “I don’t like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don’t like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.”

Doug the Head: “We’ve got sandy beaches.”

Cousin Avi: “So? Who the fuck wants to see ’em?”

16. Cousin Avi: “Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?”

Bullet Tooth Tony: “You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.”

17. “Shut up and sit down you big, bald fuck!” – Cousin Avi

18. “You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.” – Bullet Tooth Tony

19. “This schmuck is gambling? You’re talking about Franky ‘I’ve got a problem with gambling’ fucking Four Fingers Doug.” – Cousin Avi

20. Turkish: “What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?”

Sausage Charlie: “Five minutes, Turkish.”

Turkish: “It was two minutes five minutes ago.”

21. Bullet Tooth Tony: “Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?”

Cousin Avi: “Why do they call him the bullet dodger?”

Bullet Tooth Tony: “Because he dodges bullets, Avi.”

22. “If you got to deal with him, you just make sure you don’t end up owing him. Because then you’re in his debt. Which means, you’re in his pocket. And once you’re in that, you ain’t ever coming out.” – Turkish

23. “So the Biblical scholars mistranslated the Hebrew word for ‘young woman’ into the Greek word for ‘virgin,’ which was a pretty easy mistake to make since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the ‘virgin’ that caught people’s attention. – Franky Four Fingers

24. Cousin Avi: “Look in the dog.”

Bullet-Tooth Tony: “What do you mean ‘look in the dog?'”

Cousin Avi: “I mean open him up.”

Bullet-Tooth Tony: “It’s not as if it’s a tin of baked beans! What do you mean ‘open him up?'”

25. “Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car’s nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn’t flash before you, ’cause you’re too fuckin’ scared to think… you just freeze and pull a stupid face.” – Turkish

26. Vinny: “What the fuck do you mean, replicas?”

Sol: “They look the shit, don’t they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I’ve got some extra loud blanks, just in case.”

Vinny: “In… oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?”

27. “I’m gonna get you to a doctor, and not just any doctor, boychik, I’m gonna find you a nice Jewish doctor.” – Cousin Avi

28. “In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?” – Brick Top

29. “You ain’t from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?” – Sol

30. Bullet Tooth Tony: “Do you want to shoot him?”

Cousin Avi: “That’s a little noisy, isn’t it?”

Bullet “Tooth Tony: Well, do you want to stab him?”

Cousin Avi: “Well, that’s a little cold-blooded, isn’t it?”

Bullet Tooth Tony: “Do you want to kill him, or not?”

31. Turkish: “Well the rabbit gets fucked.”

Tommy: “Proper fucked?”

Turkish: “Yes, before ‘Zee Germans’ get there.”

32. Mickey O’Neil: “Good dags. D’ya like dags?”

Tommy: “Dags?”

Mickey O’Neil: “What?”

Mrs. O’Neil: “Yeah, dags.”

Tommy: “Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.”

33. “I don’t care if he’s Muhammad “I’m hard” Bruce Lee. You can’t change fighters.” – Brick Top

34. Customs official: “Anything to declare?”

Avi: “Yeah. Don’t go to England.”

35. Bullet Tooth Tony: “So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.”

Vinny: “These are your last words, so make them a prayer.”

Bullet Tooth Tony: “Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got ‘Replica’ written down the side of your guns and the fact that I’ve got ‘Desert Eagle point five O’ written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… Fuck off!”

In exploring the Die Hard franchise’s best quotes, we delve into the enduring power of these lines, which have transcended the films to become part of the lexicon of action movie enthusiasts. We’ll revisit the gripping intensity of Bruce Willis’ portrayal of the wisecracking NYPD detective McClane and the moments when his heroic exploits are accentuated by clever quips that perfectly capture the essence of the character.

The original movie is a stone-cold classic that pits Willis’ McClane against Alan Rickman’s incredible movie villain Hans Gruber, a German criminal who takes control of Nakatomi Plaza. An action-packed thrill ride that changed the action movie genre for the better, Die Hard was a massive hit that took home around $140 million and turned Willis into a star.

As is often the case with this type of movie, a sequel was inevitable. Die Hard 2: Die Harder, came out two years later and is set in an airport and features McClane coming up against a group of mercenaries trying to free a Latin American dictator. Although not as well received as the original, it was still a box-office smash that led to a third film five years later; Die Hard With a Vengeance.

Arguably on par with the original, Die Hard With a Vengence finds McClane teaming up with shopowner Zeus Carver (Samuel L Jackson) as the two try and stop a terrorist known as Simon (Jeremy Irons) who makes the pair dash across New York solving various riddles to prevent hidden bombs from going off. One of the most successful films in the franchise making a whopping $366 million, Die Hard With a Vengence is one of the great 90s action flicks that helped Jackson gain more recognition as an actor.

12 years later Willis decided to return as McClane in Live Free or Die Hard, facing off against Timothy Olyphant’s cyber-terrorist. Willis’ final turn as McClane came in 2013s A Good Day To Die Hard, where McClane travels to Russia to bail his son (Jai Courtney) out of jail, only to find himself mixed up in a terrorist plot. The weakest film in the franchise is not great and was hated by critics, and rightly so. While talks of a sixth film have continued for years, since Willis was diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia and retired from acting, any future Die Hard films have been put on the back burner.

As well as the incredible action set pieces, well-written characters, and devilish bad guys, it’s the writing that makes the Die Hard franchise so good. As we embark on this journey to celebrate the best quotes from the Die Hard franchise, it becomes evident that these lines have played a significant role in shaping the series’ identity. Whether they make us laugh, cheer, or contemplate, they have become a testament to the enduring appeal of a franchise that has solidified its place in the pantheon of action cinema.

1. Die Hard (1988)

1. “Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker!” – John McClane

2. “If this is your idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Year’s.” – Argyle

3. “Do you really think you have a chance against us Mr. Cowboy?” – Hans Gruber

4. “Welcome to the party pal.” – John McClane

5. “Now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho.” – Hans Gruber

6. “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…” – John McClane

7. “Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except… the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.” – Theo 

8. “Hans, bubby, I’m your white knight.” – Harry Ellis

9. “Yeah. I got invited to a Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?” – John McClane

10. “You asked for miracles, I give you… the FBI.” – Hans Gruber

11. “We’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.” – Dwayne T Robinson

12. “I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way… so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life. We can go any way you want it. You can walk out of here or be carried out. But have no illusions. We are in charge.” – Hans Gruber

13. “I’m Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.” – Special Agent Johnson

14. “Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.” – John McClane

15. “I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.” – Hans Gruber 

16. “Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza!” – John McClane

17. “Nice suit. John Philips, London. I have two myself.” – Hans Gruber

18. “Only John can drive someone that crazy.” – Holly Gennaro McClane

19. “From up here it doesn’t look like you’re in charge of jack shit!” – John McClane

20. “Mr. Takagi, I could talk about industrialization and men’s fashion all day. However, I am far more interested in the 100 million dollars in negotiable bearer bonds hidden in your vault… and the computer controls the vault.” – Hans Gruber

21. “Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.” – John McClane

22. “That’s a nice suit. It’d be a shame to ruin it.” – Hans Gruber

23. “Thanks for the advice.” – John McLane

24. “You Americans are all alike. Well, this time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.” – Hans Gruber

25. “Sorry, Hans. Wrong guess. Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?” – John McClane 

26. “You are most troublesome for a security guard.” – Hans Gruber

27. “Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.” – John McClane 

28. “But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he’s John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?” – Hans Gruber

29. “I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined shirts.” – John McClane 

2. Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)

30. “Oh man, I can’t fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?” – John McClane

31. “You are in my little pond now, and I am the big fish that runs it.” – Carmine Lorenzo

32. “Just once, I’d like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin’ Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin’ tin can.” – John McClane

33. Sergeant Al Powell: “You’re not pissing in somebody’s pool, are you?”

John McLane: “Yeah, and I’m fresh outta chlorine.”

34. “Holly! Here’s your fucking landing light. Whoo!” – John McClane

35. Samantha Coleman: “You give me this story and I’ll have your baby.”

John McClane: “That’s not the kind of ride I’m looking for.”

36. Major Grant: “You’re the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

John McClane: “Story of my life.”

37. “Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?” – John McClane

38. Marvin – “You like it, huh? How ’bout you give me twenty bucks for it?”

John McClane – “How ’bout I let you live?”

Marvin – “Man knows how to bargain.”

39. “You’re supposed to stay in your seat until the plane reaches the terminal. No frequent flier mileage for you.” – John McClane

40. “As far as I’m concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.” – John McClane

41. John McClane – “That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It’s a porcelain gun made in Germany. Doesn’t show up on your airport X-ray machines, here, and it cost more than you make in a month.”

Carmine Lorenzo – “You’d be a surprised what I make in a month.”

John McClane – If it’s more than a dollar ninety-eight I’d be very surprised.”

42. John McClane – “Guess I was wrong about you. You’re not such an asshole after all.”

Major Grant – “Oh, you were right. I’m just your kind of asshole.”

3. Die Hard With a Vengence (1995)

43. “You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says “I hate niggers” has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking. Hey! I’m talking to you! Now you’ve got about ten seconds before those guys see you, and when they do they will kill you, you understand? You are about to have a very bad day.” – Zeus Carver

44. “The only thing better than blowing up 100 billion dollars worth of gold is making people think you did.” – John McClane

45.  Zeus Carver: “You know this guy Simon we’re talking to?”

John McClane: “Yeah. I threw his little brother off the thirty-second floor of Nakatomi Towers out in LA I guess he’s a little pissed off about it.”

Zeus Carver: “Wait a minute. You mean to tell me I’m in this shit ’cause some white cop threw some white asshole’s brother off a roof?”

46. Zeus Carver: “Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?”

John McClane: “Guy back there called you Jésus.”

Zeus Carver: “He didn’t say Jésus. He said, ‘Hey, Zeus!’ My name is Zeus.

John McClane: “Zeus?”

Zeus Carver: “Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?”

47. “No guts. No glory.” – Charlie Weiss

48. Simon Gruber: “John… in the back of the truck you’re driving, there’s 13 billion dollars worth in gold bullion. I wonder would a deal be out of the question?”

John McClane: “Yeah, I got a deal for you. Crawl out from that rock you’re hiding under, and I’ll drive this truck up your ass.”

Simon Gruber: “How colorful.”

49. Inspector Walter Cobb: “We’ll be back to pick you up in fifteen minutes.”

John McClane: “Take your time. I expect to be dead in four.”

50. “Hi, fellas. Mickey O’Brien, aqueduct security. Hey, listen, we got a report of a guy coming through here with, uh, eight reindeer. Yeah, they said he was a jolly, old, fat guy with a snowy, white beard. Cute little red and white suit. I’m surprised you didn’t see him.” – John McClane

51. “Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, “Give me your pies…or I’ll cave your head in.” – Simon Gruber

52. “Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, fuck-head. So is his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys down at the bank? They’re gonna be a little late.” – John McClane

53. “If killing you was all I wanted, you’d be dead by now.” – Simon Gruber

4. Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

54. “You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin’. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back. You get divorced. Your wife can’t remember your last name. Your kids don’t want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself.” – John McClane

55. “The news is completely manipulated. Everything you hear, every single day is designed by corporate media to do one thing only. To keep you living in fear.” – Matthew Farrell

56. “Hundreds of thousands of people get killed by cars every year. That’s just like four more.” – John McClane

57. “You’re a Timex watch in a digital age.” – Thomas Gabriel

58. “I know I’m not as smart as you guys with all this computer shit. But, hey… I’m still alive, ain’t I? I mean, you’ve got to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you’re still on hold with, “Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?” – John McClane

59. Matt Farrell: “You just killed a helicopter with a car!”

John McClane: “I was out of bullets.”

60. “Mai? Oh, yeah. Little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don’t think she’s gonna be talkin’ to anybody for a really long time. Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of a elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.” – John McClane

5. A Good Day To Die Hard (2012)

61. “The shit we do for our kids. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.” – John McClane

62. John McClane: “What’s with the ‘John’ shit? What happened to ‘dad?'”

Jack McClane: “That’s a good question.”

63. “I’m on fucking vacation.” – John McClane

64. John McClane: “You got a plan?”

Jack McClane:  Not really. I kinda thought we would just wing it, you know. Running in, guns blazing! Make it up as we go.”

65. “Me and my boy here, we’re gonna put a whuppin’ on ya!” – John McClane

66. Jack McClane: “Hey, lemme ask you something. Do you go looking for trouble, or does it always find you?”

John McClane: “You know, after all these years, I’m still asking myself the same question.”