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19 Funny Doormats Perfect for Your Front Porch
Every home needs walls, doors, windows, and ceilings. However, there’s one thing that’s far more important. No home is complete without a doormat. Let’s be more specific. No home is complete without a funny doormat. Funny doormats are the first thing guests see when they visit. It’s essential to make a good first impression. As they say, you only get one chance to make a first impression. Millions of different funny doormats and rugs make the perfect doormat.
Most people opt for a classic welcome doormat that says something like “Welcome Home” or “Home Sweet Home.” Honestly, those are sweet but boring doormats. The best doormat is the kind that makes people laugh as they enter the home. A good host gets them laughing at the door. It’s impossible to go wrong with a funny doormat. There’s a funny doormat for every homeowner. They’re witty, ironic, and, most importantly, hilarious. Also, they’re good for wiping your feet on.
1. Hello, Is it Me You’re Looking For?
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The Lionel Richie welcome mat is perfect for his fans and anyone that likes to laugh. Plus, there isn’t a person that hasn’t heard his most famous song. The coconut mat consists of 100% coir fibers that will make guests laugh and sing the lyrics for the rest of the night.
2. Wu-Tang Clan Is for the Children
The Wu-Tang Clan doormat is 100% coir, cool, stylish, and for children. It’s perfect for Wu-Tang fans and kids and will make the perfect housewarming gift.
3. This Is a Test
A funny doormat sets the mood for family members and guests. Undoubtedly, each person will read this doormat to the very end. It’s perfect because they’ll either laugh or get the message and leave.
4. Everyone Welcome (Except Jolene)
The Dolly Parton doormat is ideal for her fans, people that love to laugh, and anyone with a friend named Joelen. Bonus points if Jolene is your enemy. For sure, invite her over.
5. Yell Ding Dong
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Here’s a funny doormat that’ll have guests laughing before they get in the house. Plus, someone might actually fall for it and yell Ding Dong. A funny homeowner would disable the doorbell.
6. This Isn’t the Door You’re Looking For
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Anything that makes a Star Wars reference will always be a hit. But this coir mat takes it to the next level. It features a classic Star Wars quote and two iconic characters. Plus, it’s as funny as a Han Solo one-liner. One of the more humorous welcome mats on this list.
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7. Do You Live Here
This doormat is funny, polite, and rude all at the same time. It truly is the perfect way to welcome a friend into your home or tell a stranger to get out. The mat is easy to clean and has a non-slip backing.
8. You Look So Silly
The best doormats put a smile on every guest’s face. Here’s a natural coir doormat with a rubber backing that’s fun and hilarious. Family and friends will for sure get a kick out of it.
9. Hello? Bye, Bye, Bye
The most creative doormats bring together two icons on one mat. For instance, there’s no better way to welcome family than with Adele saying “Hello.” At the same time, there is only one way to say goodbye, and that’s via NSYNC’s “Bye, bye, bye.”
10. That’s What She Said
Here’s a genuinely perfect doormat featuring a classic joke. It has an excellent setup with a great payoff. Every guest entering the house will be happy to come inside. That’s what she said.
11. It’s a Crack Home
There is no better way to greet guests than with this hilarious doormat. It’s funny, entertaining, and accurate. Plus, it’s simple to clean off any debris left behind.
12. Ladies Is Pimps Too
A wise man and great philosopher once said, “Ladies is pimps too.” Honestly, a Jay-Z quote is the only way to greet people into your home.
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13. Hello, I’m Mat
The best doormats are always simple, to the point, and funny. Most importantly, it’s honest. For instance, here’s a doormat that’ll make friends and family chuckle. It will also collect all the dirt off your shoes, leaving your carpets free from grime.
14. Did Carole Kill Her Husband
Tiger King fans will fall in love with this doormat at first sight. For any visitors that are fans of the series, it’s a hilarious inside joke that gets funnier the more you read it. Also, the answer is yes..yes, she did.
15. Jumanji
It’s sometimes difficult to keep a house clean. Therefore, it’s smart to soften the blow with a nice joke. Just don’t yell out “Jumanji” once inside. Things might get messy.
16. Nice Package
Here’s a clever doormat that’s funny and flirty and ideal for your entryway. It’s a hilarious doormat that works with husbands, wives, and Amazon drivers.
17. Stay But Leave Soon
This doormat will greet guests with the perfect opening line. Not only is it a funny joke, but it’s also true. Every joke has a certain level of honesty. Great to deter unwanted guests.
18. Welcome Mother Cluckers
Let’s be honest, a joke that sounds dirty is the best way to greet each guest. It’s funny and a play on words. If anyone doesn’t love this doormat it’s probably because they’re a Mother Clucker.
19. Welcome Home To Chili’s
It’s no secret that Chili’s knows how to make a person feel welcome. That’s why this doormat is so perfect. Also, does the doormat come with fries?
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