104 Easter Jokes That Are Egg-Tastic

Easter is almost here and that means pigging out on Easter eggs and hot cross buns all weekend. It’s also a time when religious folks remember the death of Jesus Christ and his eventual resurrection three days later. Depending on your beliefs, Easter is either a time of celebrating God or a long weekend where you can relax and forget about work for a few days. However you choose to spend your time with your family and friends, one thing that makes the time more enjoyable is laughing, something these Easter jokes will certainly do. 

This collection of funny Easter jokes will satisfy everyone from the kids to the grown-ups and covers a wide range of Easter-themed topics. Whether it’s a funny knock knock joke about Easter Sunday or a hilarious Easter pun, there are plenty of funny jokes centering around this annual holiday.

Keep everyone in a great mood with these Easter gags and watch as you quickly become the favorite uncle to your nieces and nephews thanks to your never-ending list of funny jokes. Happy Easter! 

1. What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

2. Why was it a surprise that your partner showed up to Easter on time this year?

Because they are always choco-late.

3. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

A new dye job.

4. How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?

He’s hoppy.

5. Christmas does come before Easter in one place – but where?

The dictionary.

6. What do rabbits say before they eat?

Lettuce pray.

7. How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?

Look for the gray hares.

8. What’s the best way to make Easter easier?

Put an “i” where the “t” is.

9. Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?

In his Easter casket.

10. Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?

They have hare conditioning.

11. Where does Easter take place every year?

Where eggs mark the spot.

12. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot. 

13. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

An egg-straterrestrial!

14. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?

He gets hopping mad.

15. Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Because they wanted better celery.

16. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop.

17. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Because they are eggs-tinct.

18. How does Easter end?

With an “r.”

19. Why were the chickens huddled together?

They were hatching a plan for the Easter egg hunt.

20. What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

21. Why wasn’t the bunny that funny this Easter?

Because we poached all his best yolks.

22. How can you make Easter preparations go faster?

Use the eggs-press lane.

23. Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn’t have the hare fare.

24. What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit.

25. Why was the Easter movie so scary?

Because it was really hare-raising.

26. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?

IHOP.

27. Why did the Easter egg hide?

It was a little chicken.

28. When do the kids go to bed on Easter?

When they’re eggs-osted.

29. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

A bunion.

30. How many points does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two, just like everyone else.

31. What do you put in your hair before church on Easter?

Hare spray.

32. Why do people paint Easter eggs?

It’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.

33. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Have you ever seen the Easter Bunny with glasses? 

34. What do you call a transformer bunny?

Hop-timus Prime.

35. Why shouldn’t you tickle an Easter egg?

You don’t want it to crack up.

36. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?

It’s been nice gnawing you.

37. Which day of the week do Easter eggs like the least?

Fry-day.

38. Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?

In the dictionary. 

39. What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like?

Ones that have a hoppy ending.

40. When is it okay to place all your eggs in one basket?

On Easter.

41. What sport do you have to play on Easter?

Basket-ball.

42. Therapist: “What’s been up lately?”

Chocolate bunny: “I don’t know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.”

43. What’s the fastest way to send the Easter Bunny a greeting card?

Via hare mail.

44. Why should you never show Easter eggs a scary movie?

They are all a little chicken.

45. 364 days of the year: Do not eat anything you find on the ground.

Easter: Go and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you, kids.

46. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

An egg-straterrestrial.

47. How does the Easter Bunny dry off?

With a hare dryer.

48. Why are people tired in April?

Because they just finished a March.

49. What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker.

50. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bunny. Bunny who?

Some bunny has been eating my carrots.

51. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

14 Carrot Gold.

52. How can you get ready to eat Easter treats?

Lots of eggs-ercise.

53. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?

Johns Hopkins University. 

54. How can you speed up buying Easter dinner groceries?

Use the eggs-press lane.

55. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?

For hare-assment.

56. How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Only one. After that, it’s not empty anymore.

57. What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden?

A jelly bean.

58. Why doesn’t the Easter bunny get hot in the summer?

It has hare conditioning.

59. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

He was eggspelled!

60. One Easter morning a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit appeared in the middle of the road. Slamming on the brakes, the son said, “I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.”

His father replied, “It’s okay son – you missed it by a hare.”

61. What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best?

The ones with hoppy endings.

62. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking the eggs.

63. What happens if you get married on Easter?

You live hoppily ever after.

64. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?

They don’t want to get beat up!

65. What kind of bunny can’t hop?

A chocolate one.

66. Why did the Easter bunny keep coming back to brunch?

Because the food was egg-stremely good!

67. What do you call a rabbit that can tell a good joke?

A funny bunny.

68. Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?

Because he is a party pooper.

69. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

Egg-stra terrestrial.

70. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?

71. What do you call a bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

72. Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?

Because they each have four rabbit’s feet.

73. What is a forgetful bunny called?

Hare-brained.

74. Why was Rihanna so happy on Easter?

She found eggs in a hopeless place.

75. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?

The bunny hop.

76. Why was Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail?

Because he’s too young to drive.

77. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

The Oyster Bunny.

78. Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?

The outside.

79. Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast?

Because he’s an eggs-pert in the kitchen.

80. How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?

He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off-season.

81. Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show?

Because his TV was scrambled!

82. How does the family like their eggs on Easter?

Over-easy like a Sunday morning.

83. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?

A runny bunny.

84. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

From an eggplant.

85. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who?

Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.

86. Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?

The bunny hill.

87. Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew?

She said there was a hare in her soup.

88. What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?

89. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

90. What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?

It was eggs-cellent.

91. Why do eggs go to school?

To get egg-ducated.

92. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?

93. Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs?

They needed an eggs-terminator.

94. Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?

Because an egg beater!

95. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who?

Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?

96. If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down?

Neither – roosters don’t lay eggs. 

97. How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?

Because he’s an egghead.

98. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

It’s a tender tail!

99. Parnet: “Why are you studying your Easter candy?”

Child: “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”

100. What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life.

101. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

102. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite artist?

Bad Bunny. 

103. Why was the father Easter egg so strict?

He was hard-boiled.

104. Tell your kids you hid an Easter egg with $50 in the backyard but you don’t remember where.

Enjoy a quiet day indoors.